MY LIFE BE LIKE!!!

Dec 02

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(Source: sembarreira)

Dec 01

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This is a true story

• Me: Yeah, at home we have -
• Mom: HOME? DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SCHOOL HOME?
• Me: That was an accident I'm sorry -
• Mom: IT IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS YOUR HOME
• Me: I know -
• Mom: THEY DON'T LOVE YOU
• Me:
• Mom: WE HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LOVE YOU
• Me:
• Mom: LIKE A PROSTITUTE

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Nov 30

(Source: naniithran, via darkeyeddisaster)

(via jordan-noel-xox)

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

Nov 29

yquepasawuacho:

Tranquilo hijo, estoy aqui!

• Person: Theatre is stupid
• Person: Musicals are gay
• Me:
• Person:
• Me:
• Police: So can you tell me what happened?
• Me: He ran into my knife.
• Me: He ran into my knife ten times.